Me
dq how was the city bro
6:32pmDanny
hod you know i was in the city?
6:32pmMe
FACEBOOK TOLD ME
6:33pmDanny
oh ok haha it was awesome
6:33pmMe
what did u do
6:34pmDanny
i went to chinatown and ate chinese food then i went to the beach then walked up the steep streets and walked into the golden gate park then the next day a homeless bitch tried to start shit with me after she picked a used cigerette of the ground and smoked it
6:35pmMe
damn your jam packed
6:36pmDanny
that was funny she asked me where i was from i said slo and she flipped out saying people there are snobs
6:38pmMe
damn hopefully you didnt get your jam packed
6:38pmDanny
there was a ton of homeless people there
6:39pmMe
any cute guys?
6:39pmDanny
no there wasnt any gay people there
6:41pmMe
o ya?
6:42pmDanny
yeah just homeless people and chineze people
6:42pmMe
ZZZZZZZZ
thats super chill
6:43pmDanny
then on the way back we ate at outback steakhouse and there was a fat family there were ony 4 of them and 8 chairs and every chair was used
6:45pmMe
bloomin onion buttz
how many chairs did you use dick man?
6:45pmDanny
i never use dick
6:46pmMe
hahaha
what about when you have to go pee pee?
6:46pmDanny
i pee out my dick
6:47pmMe
you should start rapping
out yo dick
6:47pmDanny
dont you rap?
6:47pmMe
yeah out my dick
6:47pmDanny
ok how would i start
6:48pmMe
are you sure you want to learn. it involves using dick... :/:/
6:49pmDanny
awesome
6:49pmMe
so your ready?
6:49pmDanny
yep
6:49pmMe
k
6:49pmDanny
k
6:49pmMe
first step put yo dick in hand
it can be yours or maybe someone elses that you could get a better hold on
this is going to be your practice microphone
6:51pmDanny
i cant use yours cause yours is waaaayyyyy too small
6:51pmMe
yeah i know, you might have to meet a black guy
ever wondered why they were so good at rapping?
6:52pmDanny
thats why
6:52pmMe
cheese
alright so 2nd step give me a rhyme be quick! first thing that comes to your dick...
GO
6:53pmDanny
the beach
6:54pmMe
that doesnt rhyme
6:54pmDanny
with what?
6:54pmMe
exactly
6:54pmDanny
ho
6:54pmMe
what are you doing
6:54pmDanny
finding words that ryme
6:54pmMe
i told you to give me a rhyme
6:55pmDanny
yo yo mammas a ho
6:55pmMe
thats terrible
6:55pmDanny
thats why im never gonna be a rapper
6:56pmMe
yo im met this ho on the beach in slo, she to'd me my hair sucked but she'd still smoke my dro
give me something like that
6:57pmDanny
i met this ho in da bay today she had alot of shit to say but is ok cuz shes gay
6:57pmMe
i thot you said there wasnt any gay people in the bay
6:58pmDanny
i was just tring to find something that rymes with ok
6:58pmMe
smoke J's
cocaine
6:59pmDanny
i smoke js ever day at the oast and b the bay it makes every day a good day u know what i say
6:59pmMe
ya i know whatchu say
i kno i kno whatchu say
7:00pmDanny
cocaine is insane keeps u up all night but its alright if you stay up all night
7:01pmMe
insane in the brain
thiz face is hella lame
7:01pmDanny
so lame it aint got no game
7:05pmMe
you got no game like a fat mom at outback, with her crack hanging out throwin back 2 racks of pig flaps
7:06pmDanny
hahaha that was funny
7:07pmMe
do a rhyme about queers in tye dye shirts
7:08pmDanny
ok theres this queer names jake he lieks dicks that are the size of a snake hes so queer that people want to put him in cement and throw him at the bottome of the lake cuase he likes to watch cooking and cleaning shows and bake
was that good
7:13pmMe
yeah you got me there rachel ray is my babies mama, and do like to get down with dicks the size of anacondas, but even if i die a cemented pent up lake death, your demented ass brain will still fake the freshness and your face looks like you smoke meth, thats no question
7:17pmDanny
your daddy is dr phil u make him want to kill cuz u smoke pills that u think make u chiill but they make you look ill
7:21pmDanny
k im done rapping
7:22pmMe
yeah im always lookin ill, fuck i got a license for that shit, flossn like a big boss, and yous tossn dudes salads at a costco in boston, so maybe you need a pill, red or blue, its up to you, but it wont really matter, cuz your fatter breakin ladders
7:25pmDanny
yeha im fat its ok to admit cuz ur stuck with your ugly no matter how sick you get of it
7:26pmMe
fuckkkkkkk
7:27pmMe
damn you win
did you have dick in your hand that whole time?
7:27pmDanny
thank god
nope i didnt even need to
7:28pmMe
shit
have you been smoking armpit hair again?
7:28pmDanny
never
7:28pmMe
hey so i was thinking maybe we could hang sometime
7:28pmDanny
how you live in sd and im broke
7:29pmMe
hey so i thot maybs we cud chill sumtime??
7:29pmDanny
sounds fun
7:30pmMe
can you maybe give me a foot massage?
7:30pmDanny
sure for $47
7:31pmMe
damnnnn that better come with a happy ending slugger
7:31pmDanny
k haha u should come to templeton for my 21st in october
7:31pmMe
totz there
7:32pmDanny
its the 20th
7:32pmMe
turning 20 is gay
7:32pmDanny
im turning 21 on the 20th of october
7:34pmMe
your gonna be so hammered your gonna be shitting your hippie pants and throwing up all over your tie dye shirt that already stunk really bad before the poo and vomit
7:35pmDanny
sounds fun
7:35pmMe
what what in the butt
7:35pmDanny
where have i heard that
7:36pmMe
your boyfriends house
7:36pmDanny
no i dont think your brother raps
7:37pmMe
your dating my bro?????
7:37pmDanny
sure didnt he tell you
7:37pmMe
NO!
7:37pmDanny
why wouldnt he
7:39pmMe
maybe he wasnt pleasured enough by your d
thats why he was like what what in the but?
is it your pinky finger?
no that my d bro
7:39pmDanny
its bigger than his
half my pinky is bigger than his
7:41pmMe
this conversation is getting really retarded like your dumfuck mom who cant keep the cock out of her mouth
7:41pmDanny
your right which is why im not gonna be a rapper
7:42pmMe
alright man well im gonna go post this conversation on the internet, you hot piece of ass
7:43pmDanny
cool
shoe people jhow good i am at rapping
*show
7:44pmMe
go lick your armpits fuck tard
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